Top Rated Vodka Brands
- Grey Goose
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White
“I’ll say this for sherry – it really makes you fancy a vodka.” – Barbara Knox
“The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.” – Richard Owen
“Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.“ – Anton Chekhov
“Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.” – Garrison Keillor
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – Samuel Johnson
“Vodka is our enemy, so we’ll utterly consume it!” – Russian Proverb
“Vodka spoils everything but the glasses.” – Russian Proverb
“Call me what you like, only give me some vodka.” – Russian Proverb
“A glass for the vodka, for the beer a mug, and for the table, cheerful company.” – Russian Proverb/Toast
“Alcohol is a very necessary article… It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. – George Bernard Shaw
“If you’re looking for a great way to destroy brain cells and have a great time all at once then do what I did this week – a one-day intensive course at Vodka University.” – Jono Coleman
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.” – W. C. Fields
“This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. … It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.” – Carolus Linnaeus (18th-century physician documenting the effects of the drink)
“I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels.” – Isadora Duncan
“I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.” – George Jean Nathan
“There cannot be not enough snacks, There can only be not enough vodka.
There can be no silly jokes, There can only be not enough vodka.
There can be no ugly women, There can only be not enough vodka.
There cannot be too much vodka, There can only be not enough vodka.”
-Popular Russian Saying
“There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both” – Unknown
“Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.” – Oliver Goldsmith
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end–and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka” – Proverb
“Actually, I’m a drinker with writing problems.” – Brendan Behan
“Drinking the beer without vodka is simply to spend money” – Russian Proverb
“Enjoy yourself when drinking vodka, cry when calculating.” – Anonymous
“The first glass of vodka goes down like a post, the second like a falcon and the third like a little bird.” – Russian Saying
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway
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